“Bust a Move” x “Two Bad Neighbors (The Simpsons 3F09)”

A vast majority of my social media posts are fluff. Cotton candy, not to be taken too seriously, mainly as an act of self-preservation to document what I’m listening to and watching (or presenting; though it defeats that purpose since every platform has been systematically compromised to prevent independent events from getting free publicity by some members of the wealthy parasite class).

It’s a rare occasion that I pour my creative heart and soul into anything on social media that I truly believe deserves to be seen by more people than the 10-13, max, that Meta’s algorithms allow. Today’s the fourth anniversary of my favorite post I’ve ever put on Instagram, so to ensure that it’s seen by people who may actually appreciate it, here it is. The prompt for Day 3 of the Springfield Vinyl Challenge was: “Disco Stu doesn’t advertise! Post a disco music favorite or any album you like dancing to.”

This here’s a tale ’bout Ev’green Terrace /

Best Rummage sale; you can’t compare us /

People havin’ fun, but Sales don’t look good /

Cause George and Barbara bush are movin’ to the hood ///

Okay, Flanders /

With a PA, panders /

From table to table he meanders /

Mrs. Glick walks by; you wanna low-ball her /

Cause she’s selling her candy dish for ninety dollars ///

Shirts say the Ayatollah /

Is an assahole-uh /

Homer steals the PA and goes on a roll-uh /

Skinner bought the merch, but he will come back /

Cause he needs a fancy motor for his new tie rack///

Hey Big Spender/

Dig this Blender/

Make the crowd shout “We surrender!”/

Sell the rhinestone jacket to some funky dude/

Who don’t like to advertise?/

Disco Stu.


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Music Geography 101: Kendrick Lamar (Compton, CA)

I recently assigned my Geography 101 course a writing project whereby they select a song with geographically-oriented content and report on all of that song’s inherent regionalisms. In the body of their assignment text, I include a list of suggested songs for anybody who may be interested in them or may have difficulty selecting a song on their own. The following is one of them.

Kendrick Lamar – “Compton State of Mind”

A few short years before Kendrick Lamar made modern music history with Good Kid m.a.a.d City and To Pimp a Butterfly (two records that social scientists and journalists are going to still be pontificating on for decades), he was just another “good kid” trying to make something out of himself in a city notorious for holding people down. It’s hardly shocking that most people cannot imagine Compton without N.W.A. springing to mind, even though almost twenty-seven years have passed since they changed the world. Also, Ice Cube remains busy starring in family-friendly blockbusters and directing ESPN documentaries (to be fair, he did great work putting together the 30 for 30 on the cultural legacy of the Los Angeles Raiders).

My personal exposure to Compton was limited to Blue Line metro rides through there and about four friends who lived or had grown up there (three of whom were Latino; the black one was a librarian and Oi! punk fan who had been childhood friends with Easy-E. Go figure.) So what was it about Compton that still thrills so many outsiders? Like it’s anchor city to the north, it is full of violent contradictions and even in an era of heavy gentrification still presents itself without compromise. Kendrick Lamar has no pretensions about his hometown, and in his messy mix tape appearance, he raps his way through it. Fittingly, he would close out his 2012 masterpiece with another song called “Compton” featuring (who else?) Dr. Dre. But here, despite being destined for hip hop greatness, the “good kid” becomes the aural tour guide we never knew we needed.