This year, I’ve decided to enter three categories: best song, best album, best reissue, and best song I heard for the first time in 2023. Each category will have a brief spiel before I unveil which three songs/albums/reissues fell into place for me.
BEST SONG
These are not necessarily slated in this order, because I heard them (and got into them) at largely disparate points this year. Until I fact-checked myself and realized that the Afghan Whigs’ How Do You Burn? came out late in 2022, “Domino and Jimmy” was firmly entrenched in my top three favorite musical moments of this year, but that’s just a testimony (heyyyy) to how amazing and wonderful that Marcie Mays cameo was.
Anyway, here are three songs that came out this year that I loved more than any other songs I heard that came out this year:
Olivia Rodrigo – “all-american bitch”
There has certainly been a wealth of trite, garden-variety bullshit packing the “top 40” this year, but to tip my hat to Todd in the Shadows, a lot of that mantle was overloaded with Cul-de-Sac Country, not necessarily pop/rock music. Even hip-hop didn’t exactly have a banner year. It will be interesting to see where the conversation on Olivia Rodrigo sits after she’s able to tour her (mostly great) album GUTS next year (presumably), but we need to face facts that, maybe, just maybe, she became impossible to avoid because she’s very good. The opening track to GUTS demonstrated everything great about Rodrigo’s songwriting/production partnership with Daniel Nigro: a clear reverence for nineties rock tropes (e.g. the Cropper-esque plucked intro, a Ween-esque see-saw of self-flagellation and self-esteem, and not being too perfect to add a dollop of distortion) that makes her the most blatant heir-apparent to Alanis Morrisette not named Deanna Belos (see below). At least three or four of the tracks on Guts could have made an expanded “Songs of 2023” list (and neither of the actual singles “vampire” or “bad idea right?” would be among them), but this song rules, cuts out just before the joke wears thin, and gave me the same vibes I got from my Best Album of 2022‘s album opener. Pure fire mission statement and declaration of insanity.
Militarie Gun – “Never Fucked Up Once”
To be quite honest, I conflated Militarie Gun (quite poppy) with Conservative Military Image (quite hard) for most of 2023. Once I actually got around to listening to both of them, I felt like an idiot. The former, a bunch of sun-soaked L.A. bros (Ian Shelton moved down from Seattle during COVID after Regional Justice Center fizzled, I suppose, another detail nobody mentioned to me), took hardcore’s indie fringe by storm this year with their debut album Life Under the Gun. “Never Fucked Up Once” is the best song on the album, and a hardcore-enough singalong that even your mom may like.
100 Gecs – “Hollywood Baby”
I didn’t love 10000 Gecs as much as some did, but this was a scorcher that reminded us why we liked 100 Gecs in the first place (after getting over ourselves).
BEST ALBUM
Mustard Plug – ‘Where Did All My Friends Go?’
The more I think about 2023 (and everything we as a species have been through in the past five years), the more Mustard Plug’s new album Where Did All My Friends Go? feels like an epoch-defining record. I already wrote a long spiel about it, even, and going back through everything that hit me the hardest this year, I feel like I want to sing its praises even more.
Sincere Engineer – ‘Cheap Grills’
Not that there isn’t space for Olivia Rodrigo in that conversation (being as how she’s a household name and all), but in a just society, we’d be sick of hearing Deanna Belos’ powerful wail on the radio every 45 minutes by this point. Everybody who wasn’t already a Cubs fan would have adopted them as their second-favorite team, and an Old Style and a black Carhartt pocket tee would become haute couture among people who paid whatever stupid ticket price to attend When We Were Young. That’s how good Sincere Engineer’s Cheap Grills is. Ironically, it’s less poppy than the singles that Belos released during COVID, but that may have to do with her current lineup coalescing. At any rate, I’m not going to be the umpteenth person to also draw the (perhaps more fair) comparison between Belos and Kim Shattuck (RIP), but to quote Lars Fredericksen on Rancid being compared to The Clash, “if you were a baseball player, would you complain about being compared to Willie Mays?”
Never Ending Game – ‘Outcry’
I wanted to get something brutal on this list, and living in Michigan for the rise of NEG has been a lot of fun. At the Tied Down festival in June, they played between Negative Approach and Gorilla Biscuits (two loud-fast-rules hardcore legends) and made themselves and the fanatic crowd right at home with their beatdown chugga-chugga. Hometown heroes hitting a major stride, with a deceptively high number of hooks stuffed in the margins.
Honorable Mentions:
Hotline TNT – Cartwheel (Bandcamp)
Blur – The Ballad of Darren (because we need to remember that one of the greatest bands of all time put out a new record this summer, and they still got it)
BEST REISSUE
I’m not including simple, cash-grab re-presses here. I’m talking finely curated repackaging and thoughtful remastering that leads to an immense payoff.
SS Decontrol – The Kids Will Have Their Say (1982 orig / Trust reissue)
I have two questions about this one. (1) How could it possibly have taken over four decades to actually re-master and reissue this one, officially? And (2) HOW MUCH ART CAN YOU TAKE? HOW MUCH AAAART, CAN YOU TAAAAKE? HOW MUCH AAAAAART? CAN YOU TAAAAAKE? HOW MUCH AAAAAAAAART? CAN YOU TAAAAAAAAKE? HOW MUCH AAAAART…
Action Patrol – 1993-1996 on Patrol
When this one landed, several friends and I (who had PAID ATTENTION… sort of, to what had happened in Richmond in the years preceding when most of us got into punk) were equally amazed that such a cool band from the ’90s had effectively vanished from their own subculture, considering how we’ve spent most of the 2000’s and 2010’s bathing in the end of history. It’s remarkable that there are still bands like Action Patrol whose discographies have been dwelling in the memory banks and portable hard drives of middle-aged punks, awaiting their comeuppance. This reminds me a bit of when Secretly Canadian made my goddamn decade by introducing me to the Zero Boys in 2008 – sure I would have read about them in the margins of some Midwestern hardcore history book sometime, but boy did Vicious Circle influence me to look at an entire chunk of our country in a different way. 1993-1996 on Patrol made me realize that ’90s Richmond was a magical place for reasons that didn’t (directly) involve Tim Barry. Beautiful job repackaging what should have been considered a seminal dork-rock band. (Note: upon trying to find a good video to embed here, I saw that Action Patrol actually reunited in 2018 for a gig or two, so I really don’t know anything).
Anorak Girl – Plastic Fantastic
It’s obviously a Reggie and the Full Effect-style alias for Helen Love, whose records are criminally inaccessible outside of the UK. It’s the two singles released by said side project, compiled into one EP, of which they pressed 300 copies. I nabbed one almost by fate in Chicago earlier this year, and I’m very happy I did.
Honorable Mentions:
The Knapsack LPs – yes! I forgot this, but just added it.
Everyone Asked About You – Paper Airplanes, Paper Hearts (Bandcamp). It’s true! Everyone DID ask about them! And we finally got their discography from the Numero Group, illuminating us as to what the drummer from THE BODY was doing in his early 20’s.
Hickey. Yeah. Moving on…
De La Soul – De La Soul is Dead (1991). De La finally got to reissue a bunch of their records this year, and this was my favorite, mostly because “Bitties in the BK Lounge” remains the purest distillation of the type of fun that made us all fall in love with DLS in the first place.
Best Songs from Other Years that I Heard for the First Time in 2023
Let this portion where I basically embarrass myself be a lesson that there are ways to find new music that aren’t just fed to you by some algorithm or Anthony Fantano (himself fed at you by algorithms). Read zines and leave your stupid house.
The Ecstacy of Saint Teresa – “Whats” (1991)
The guy who does Possessed*, one of the most bitter and funny zines I’ve ever read, mentioned that this invariably bitter and funny Czechoslovakian (1991 – two whole years before the velvet divorce was finalized!) shoegaze gem was one of his favorite songs, so I bit. It slaughters.
Seam – “Something’s Burning” (1993)
One of the greatest mysteries of 2023 was how it took me until 2023 to actively listen to Seam. From what I can tell, only that first album they did in Chapel Hill (with Mac Superchunk on drums) before relocating to Chicago got a proper reissue, via Numero Group. Maybe they fell a little too neatly into that box established by Pavement (clean-cut fellas with nondescript names playing clean-cut music) that I just passed them over for years and years. Anyway, I’m a fool, and I highly suggest you drum up some Seam on whatever your preferred streaming platform is, or go out to a great shop with a lot of used indie CD’s like Vertigo Music in Grand Rapids, Michigan, and pick up The Problem with Me. This is EXACTLY what Gen-Xers are talking about when they talk wistfully about the ’90s.
Throbbing Gristle – “Hot On Heels of Love” (1979)
Yeah, 20 Jazz Funk Greats sat in the same “band for critics” bin I’d put This Heat and other in over the years as I decided to listen to catchier songs by less elusive artists. And, to be honest, Throbbing Gristle still sits there, for me. It’s also impossible for me to separate how contrarian and difficult Genesis P-Orridge was from the music they innovated. But, one of the guest DJs at the Gluestick Zine Fest spun this, and I was mesmerized.
*Thanks to Possessed Zine as well for the passing mention of Hiroshi Yoshimura, who may be one of my favorite dead artists I’ve discovered this year. This work is too good for this world, but he made it anyway before passing away in 2004.